let me start this with a big laugh to all those bitchy secretary that i talked to before. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. kwento ko lang yung naexperience ko sa ngayon. syempre same i call some prospected clients, may natawagan akong isang malupit na bitch na sobrang conio nageenglish ba naman .this how our conversation goes:
erwin: hello is this (name of the company)
bitchy girl: yes!! (medyo may twang pa to a) why?
erwin: mam this is erwin from i-manila im just inquiring if ur using internet at ur office?
bitchy girl: yeah!! why?
erwin: mam may offer sana kong unlimited dial up ..... (etc)
bitchy girl: ay!!! fax mo na lang sa amin yung proposal!!!
erwin: ano pong fax # nila?
bitchy girl: heres the # blah blah blah blah ....
erwin: kanino ko pa kaya pede i-address yung proposal?
(heres the blairwitch part of our conversation)
bitchy girl: OPEN IT!!!!
erwin: open it????? kanino ko po pede e attention?
bitchy girl: i said OPEN IT!!!! IBIG SABIHIN WAG MO NG LAGYANG NG NAME!!!!
(SABAY BABA NG PHONE)
open it???? di ba dapat leave it blank!!!! hmm??? napaisip tuloy ako. open it??? gusto ko sanang magtanong kung hindi nya ko binagsakan ng "ano pong door ang bubuksan ko?" "ay mam na kalock po e" ngek!!!! nyorks!!! badtrip talaga. conio pa kasi mali naman... hindi naman ako nageenglish. isa syang malaking T.H. as in "TRYING HARD"
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what a stupid biatch...i tell you why...
i think she meant to really say, "LEAVE IT OPEN" in other words, "LEAVE IT BLANK" making it available to whoever....
kasi we get that at work too, we have the option to leave facsimiles open...making it available to whoever in that number...not, OPEN IT!!! she's in drugs or sumtin...LOL
this is really hillarious...anyways ween, you're doing the rite thing keep it up...just be as nice and professional as you can be...don't sink to these bitches level..you naw wat i mean...aight payce...
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